That's RIGHT boys and girls! You heard me!
Mister Monkey has come to take all of
your cares and worries away!
Francis J. Monkey has been trained at one
of the top of the line, state of the art
schools for...you guessed it...
SQUIRREL SQUISHING!!!!!
And he's ONLY $59.99! ONLY $59.99 FOLKS!
Mister Francis J. Monkey doesn't just do
that. Why, he also dances around to his
very own ORGAN GRINDER! If you call now,
You'll also get this special handy dandy
Organ Grinder for just $29.95!!! But you
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This is a limited, once in a lifetime offer!
The first 178,000 people to access this
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* offers only good through May 27,2007. Offer not good to girls under 7 named
Mary, Emily, or Tasha. Must weigh between 72 and 154 lbs to purchase a Mister
Francis J. Monkey. No guarantees or returns on Organ Grinder. Satisfaction
Guarantee not good for Monkey oopsy's related to poor house training. Parents
who have twin children are not allowed within 30 feet of Mister Francis J.
Monkey's, because it causes confusion to our product, which leads to it's having
seizures, and may result in a legal suit towards parents.
